In Which I Reprise My Academy-Award-Winning Performance At The Onion
Enraged Citizens Stage ‘Tea Party’ Protest Over Tax Increases For The People Who Take Four Fifths Of Their Money Plus Interest
This Is My Rifle, This Is My Gun; This Is For Fighting, This Is For Purely Vanilla Heterosexual And/Or Formally Covert Fun
Under Pressure From Former Vice President, Obama Reconsiders Stance On Own Citizenship
Hilarious Mishap Leads Florida Republican Big-Wigs To Attempt, Fail Recall Election For ‘Governor Jesse Jackson’
Why Should The Taxpayers Be Forced To Support Bad Business Decisions Which Don’t Endanger Their Retirement Savings?
America’s Heroic Businesses Help Millions ‘Go Galt’ In Spite Of Government Interference, Temporary Stipends
“Expert” Testimony From “FBI” On “Torture” Refuted By Special Episode Of 24
Cheney Acknowledges Grievous Error In Denouncing Robert Downey Junior Before Finishing ‘Tropic Thunder’