Life on Titan? A liberal NASA plot. They say there’s life on Titan, then Obambi and the Democrat congress declare it a wildlife refuge and we can’t drill it for oil!

huh huh hhuuuh

I don’t know how many arms these Titanians have, but I know that each one of them is going to end up holding a Democrat welfare check!!

hhhuuh huuuuuh huh

Maybe they know where Obama’s birth certificate is located!!

hhh hhhuhh [choking sound, heavy clump of body striking floor]