EINE ORKASSPIELEN FÜR POLITIKICHESAMÜSANTERHALTUNG DES „BUSHISMUS“
1. Isolate uses of ‘freedom’ or any form of it (’free’, ‘freed’) and any cognate of it (’liberated’, ‘liberty’, ‘liberal’ if and only if as part of ‘liberal democracy’ or maybe in the economic sense, ‘franchise’ for voting but not for beef (nor ‘frank’ or ‘France’), use your head here) in any right-wing, neoliberal, or drink-soaked former Trotskyist opinion writing or speech.
2. Replace it as grammatically and elocutionally appropriate with ‘free Willy’.
From the recent attempt by the miserable failure George W. Bush to Google-bomb Ozzie b.L, MoveOn, and Code Pink:
BEFORE:
I appreciate all you’ve done and I really want to thank Heritage. One of the interesting things about the Heritage legacy is that the folks here have been tireless advocates, tireless champions of liberty, and free enterprise, and democracy and religious freedom.
AFTER:
I appreciate all you’ve done and I really want to thank Heritage. One of the interesting things about the Heritage legacy is that the folks here have been tireless advocates, tireless champions of liberal Willy, and free-Willy- enterprise, and democracy and religious freedom of Willy.
Try it for yourself!